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  • kirupa
    04-22 04:55 PM
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  • quizzer
    11-04 01:10 PM
    what was ur I140 category and service center?

    what does the status show on uscis.gov and the last updated date (LUD)?

    Thanks




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  • subba
    05-10 08:17 AM
    I am in a little bit of a strange situation and wanted to know what my options are.

    Just started 8th year of H1 (have approved visa + stamp upto 10th year).
    Am considering switching jobs mainly because my current one is too frustrating.
    Found another offer I like but they do not have an immediate requirement but want me to start 3 months from now. They are, however, willing to have me start earlier and work for a week or so and then go on a leave of absence for a month or so. I also would find the one month break useful to go to India and deal with some family issues.

    I would apply for my H1 transfer and actually switch only after it is approved.

    Does anyone see any issues with this? ie., going on an unpaid LOA outside the country, especially in a new job. Would there be any issues while coming back at port of entry?

    Any advice/feedback would be appreciated.




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  • rsdang1
    08-25 02:01 PM
    I think he is spot on...



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  • bestin
    12-11 10:36 PM
    Hello All,

    My wife's AP was sent out on NOV13th according to online status and we didnt receive it till now and I called the USCIS today and the rep we didnt receive it back as undelivereable & once its once out of our office its not their concern & told re-applying is the only option.

    Issue?: My wife went to INDIA and she is on L1 and I was wondering when I re-apply her AP here, can she enter while her AP is pending approval ?
    her L1 is valid till June 2010.

    What are our options, please advise.

    If she has a valid L1 stamping in passport and she is still working for the employer she can enter without problems.




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  • sunkara9
    05-09 01:54 PM
    Hi ,

    I'm on H1B. Recently I joined new employer and the transfer is still in
    pending status.
    Among the documents required to sponsor for B2 visa, I'm supposed to
    send copies of I-797 and I-94. I have old employers H1B approval notice
    and I-94, but not of the new employers. I have the H1B receipt notice
    related to the new employer.

    Is it fine to sponsor for a B2 visa and for the visitors to attend the visa
    interview in the US consulate with all the other essential documents
    including new employers H1B receipt notice without the new employer H1B
    approval notice.

    Any of your valuable suggestions are welcome.

    Thanks & Regards,
    Sunkara



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  • gjoe
    10-03 03:46 PM
    What's need of creating such kind of thread . It is just wastage of time.:mad:

    But you see people like me having time to spare. how can you call it waste of time when we do this in our spare time?




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  • HV000
    11-09 09:43 PM
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  • kshitijnt
    07-27 02:44 PM
    Hi,

    My I-140 is pending, and my H1B renewal is also pending. Can I travel to India? If yes, what will I show as proof at re-entry?

    How will it be for my wife? She is on F1 going on to OPT and a pending I-485 linked to my I-140 application.

    Thanks.

    I suggest you do premium processing of H1 extension or wait until approval. As far as your wife is concerned, I am not clear if she has a visa stamp. If not she can enter on AP.




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  • samirpatel08
    09-09 01:16 PM
    My case was approved on Aug 19, 2010. I received my card on Aug 26, 2010.

    Unfortunately, The EAD card had a wrong start date. I have sent my cards back for correction on Sept 2, 2010.

    (I do have approval e-mail of my cards and the case.)

    So, Question is, Can I work while my cards come back with the correct date. I don't have receipt of the replacement cards in my hand yet.

    Please let me know.
    Thanks,
    Samir



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  • kierontam
    11-01 11:14 AM
    Hi,

    I just graduated with a Bachelor Degree, and I am currently on H1B. I am so concerned about the 5 year backlog on EB-3, which will take more 10+ years to become a citizen....

    I am thinking about getting an online MBA degree from an accredited school ASAP, and ask my employer to promote me to a position that require an MBA, ex. manager. (I think it's not a problem in a small company) Will I be able to get into the EB-2 line?

    Have anyone done that before? May you share your experience whether it's successful or not?




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  • kk_kk
    09-24 05:47 PM
    If I understand correctly, once the I-140 is approved, the PD is fixed. Make sure you have all the details of your privious I-140.

    you can take up new FT and once the new I-140 is approved and if EB2 July is current at that time, you can ask USCIS to apply that PD to your new I-140. Also the new I-140 needs to be with same or similar job duties / description.

    HTH.



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  • gkdgopi
    08-06 10:56 AM
    forgot to attach my previous employer experience letter
    Same happened to me, I waited for RFE and send the experience letters when received RFE, but this can potentially increase your processing time.

    Once you receive the receipt number, you could send the copy of experience letters if you are concerned about the processing time, (but that doesn't guarantee that you may not be issued RFE)




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  • saturnring11
    12-20 08:11 PM
    Thank you for the suggestion!

    Good luck with your GC process.



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  • ufo2002
    10-10 12:30 PM
    Should be out by at latest the 15th... the bulletins in the past have been released in a range between 5th to 15th of the month.
    I think with the Columbus Day holiday recently, they might take an additional day to release.




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  • uimv
    02-11 06:07 AM
    Please reply/share experience.

    What is minimum duration at which one must get paid at I-140 rate after GC? (after which rate can safely be lesser)

    Thank you.



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  • krishna_brc
    01-29 12:41 PM
    Not been following the dates these days. Would be nice to have this info..

    1) How much time does it take for the EAD application to get processed (Texas Service center) for new EAD (not an extn)?

    2) How much time does it take for the AP extension to get processed (TSC) if I were to apply for an extension of my old AP today?

    Thanks all for your inputs.

    I would anticipate EAD to be processed in max of 3 months and AP in 2 months.
    Would also add a buffer of 2 weeks (just in case).




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  • hetuweb
    02-04 08:08 PM
    My i485 was filed in july �07 and I got my AP in oct. �07, which is valid up to oct. �08
    I want to go to India for 9 months, can I stay for that much period?
    I will enter in USA in feb.� 09 on my H1-B VISA STAMP ONLY, BUT NOT ON AP.
    Is this work? Any questions at POE about the long stay outside USA?
    Any adverse effect on GC process? Pl. help.




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  • foobar2001
    02-11 02:44 AM
    thanks for the quick response. thats what i thought too -- seeing a tax consultant makes sense...




    FinalGC
    11-03 11:58 AM
    I believe it should be okay.

    Make sure you get a copy of the advertisement and a copy of the link that it points to which has all the details. Make sure when you print it, it has the website link printed in the footer or header.




    veni001
    08-09 11:59 AM
    What is the minimum qualification required for the position his employer going to file PERM?:o

    Hi

    This question is for my friend. he has a Bcom (3 years bachlors from India) with certification of chartered accountant and cost accountant. He has a 6 years of post qualification experience in india (after ca and ) and now he has 6.5 years of experience in US. (Total post qualification experience is 11-12 years)

    His lawyer said as this is a 3 years degree you dont qualify for EB2. lawyer also send us a case where DOL denied CA plus 3 years of bcom under EB2.

    Can you help us if he qualify for EB-2, what is the best way to file.



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